A bit of advice for those of us who are employment challenged.
How to keep your job;
Do what you were hired to do to the best of your ability.
Follow the rules of your organization.
Don’t lie.
Don’t fuck shit up too badly.
Don’t hit on the boss or the boss’s spouse or any underage kids from anywhere.
Come to work a bit early every day.
Leave just a bit late every day.
Don’t get caught sleeping. Do your sleeping at home.
Don’t show up for work under the influence of any chemical amusement aid.
Don’t cause trouble with management just for the sake of starting shit. It may seem like fun at the time, but is really a bad idea.
Don’t expect special treatment.
Don’t whine. Whining just annoys those around you and does no good.
Don’t believe that your bosses and coworkers should care about how you feel. Your feelings are your business, not theirs.
Pretty damn simple, don’t you think?
Do you have any others?
(No, I did not lose my job or anything. This is just observations.)
