I have been neglecting this place lately.
I have been dragging my fat ass around two states at the whit and whim of my company. Neither snow, nor rain, nor truckers who cannot make an appointed delivery time shall keep me from my rounds.
The good news is that I will be spending the remainder of this year at Sanctuary with the whole fam damily.
The annual company ass licking festival (Holiday party) was a little less intense this year, with the sound of licking somewhat muffled by the sounds of paid escorts making their racist opinions known.
It was actually a good event. I did my usual thing and watched who got their noses brown and who really wanted to go down on whom. The usual ass kissers were replaced by a new crop, the old ones probably having learned that kissing ass is really a waste of time.
I have never been good at ass kissing. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth and really does nothing for the kisser or kissee except a brief thrill that comes to nothing. Like getting kissed by a dog; it’s wet and weird but becomes really annoying in a very short time.
I just tried to enjoy myself and make the best of things. It is amazing to me what people reveal when they get a few drinks into them, and the amount of abuse they will let me heap upon them when they let their mouths get ahead of their brains.
Suggestion to single people who intend to take a date to their annual holiday party; take a date that will not make racially insensitive remarks to your boss.
All in all, I had fun.
Just don’t tell.
