I have posted repeatedly about the jobsite I am on and how it is so challenging to get anything done.
This last week takes the cake; now that we are in the final stages and the ‘owners’ are taking over, the mood is lightening up a bit.
Somehow, a fart battle of epic proportions began in the superintendent’s office trailer. One guy would sneak a little poot, to be answered by a butt berry, to be returned with a wet wipe special, and so on.
Yesterday afternoon I went to the trailer to annoy someone and was greeted at the trailer door with a STENCH! The only way I could think of to describe it was that someone was eating raw possum and it disagreed with them. You could almost see the green tinge to the air, and I noticed that all the windows and doors were closed.
The creator of this special gift was self satisfied and giggled like a school girl when I mentioned it.
Being the kind and caring individual that I am, I decided be needed a new nickname; “Possum Bottom”.
And since I know that they are reading this at the superintendent’s trailer, I might as well send warm greetings to Possum Bottom and that “Pass the Buck Paper Pusher”- E-digger.
Greetings, Assholes, you are gonna miss me.
Quotes suspended because I feel certain that these two can not resist commenting.
No comment- you are going to miss me more.
I can’t believe that you can’t leave something more interesting, Possum Bottom.
And I just want you to know that I might miss you almost as much as I miss that kidney stone or slamming my hand in a car door over and over.
I long to be on to other jobs where I am allowed to actually work, as opposed to supporting the seventeen layers of administration on this particular project.
Not that I blame you or even your company; I blame everyone that ever worked there that let LaLa land get to the state it is in.
You cannot legislate safety, you cannot legislate morality, and you cannot protect everyone from everything. Somewhere, sometime, each individual has to accept responsibility for his/her own actions.
Until LaLa Land accepts this truth, things shall remain the same.
Good luck to you all.