No babies were hurt in the making of this photograph.
No vegetables were hurt.
The roasting pan was uninjured.
The oven was not turned on.
This session was carefully supervised by a protective new mother and her husband.
I took this photo because it I think it is funny.
If you choose to feel offended, feel free to “unfriend” me or whatever it is people do here.
And besides, you never roast a baby with the clothes on. Everyone knows that.